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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、甲:“你知道吗,为什么球王贝利能成为球王?”

乙:“因为他球技高超呗。”

甲:“不对,是因为他姓贝。”

2、教练在给队员们训话:“你们看看,球场上的草这么绿,你们踢得却那么菜!”

队员小声嘟囔:“那把草拔了,我们就踢得好了。”

3、小明问爸爸:“爸爸,为什么足球场上那么多人抢一个球啊?”

爸爸说:“那是因为他们都不想让对方拿到球。”

小明说:“那他们一人发一个球不就好了。”

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