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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、我责怪自己。作为医生,我甚至让病人睡觉。虽然有很多人安慰我,但我还是觉得很难过,因为我是一名兽医。

2、Win8这个安装障碍,废话真多。我正在准备,安装,立即重新启动,安装你的应用程序,清理它,它很快就会准备好,还有一些其他的事情,好了,好了,现在,现在,你出去之前化妆了吗?

3、生儿子就是生下一个敌人,长大后又带回一个敌人。生一个女儿,就是生一个亲眷,长大了,带一个仆人来。

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