1.斯大林、章晓夫和勃列日涅夫乘坐火车出门。开着开着,火车突然停了。
斯大林把头伸出车窗外,怒吼道:“枪毙火车司机!”可是车还是没有动。
接着章晓夫说:“给火车司机恢复名誉!”车仍然没有动。
勃列日涅夫说:“同志们,不如拉上窗帘,坐在座位上自己摇动身体,做出列车还在前进的样子!”
戈尔巴乔夫来了:“同志们,下去推车!”
(Stalin, ZhangXiaoFu and brezhnev, take the train to go out.Stalin stick your head out of window, shout a way: "shoot a train driver!"Then ZhangXiaoFu said: "to train driver rehabilitated!"Brezhnev, said: "comrades, pull a curtain, sat on the bench, shake your body to make train along the way!"Mikhail gorbachev: "comrades, cart!")