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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老公:“如果不是我大把大把地挣钱,哪会有这个家啊!”
老婆:“如果不是我大把大把地花钱,你照样也没有这个家。”

2、老公:“以前我觉得自己是大力水手,而爱情是菠菜,一吃菠菜就力大无穷。现在我才发现,当初看走了眼,爱情只是棵空心菜而已。”
老婆:“空心菜看着跟菠菜差不多,味道一点也不比菠菜差。”

3、那天给老公诉苦,讲述做女人有多难。
老公沉重地说:“唉,做人难,做女人更难呀!”
幸福感还没来得及出现在脸上,他又接着说:“做有女人的男人是难上加上难!”

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