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雷死人不负责 Omegle 一个提供随机聊天的网站,以下内容均为发生在Omegle上的内容。友情提示,雷死人不负责,各位看官请慎思!!!1、 Connecting to server... You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI MAN You: hi Stranger: CAN U HELP ME You: for what Stranger: I JUST RECEIVED A SENTENCE Stranger: 老外睡觉了,我们也午睡吧 Stranger: WHAT IS THAT MEAN? 2、 You: sdf Stranger: hi You: 中国人么 Stranger: no Stranger: japan You: 马泥草 You: 日本人看得懂我在问中国人么? Stranger: sorry You: 真是日本人? You: hi Stranger: i study chinese for 3 years Stranger: so konw a little You: 那我们用英语交谈吧 You: ni hao ! Stranger: ok Stranger: what’’s 马泥草? You: 马泥草是中国人的流行问候语 Stranger: ??? You: 你丫的不是问了3年中文吗 学到PP上去了? Stranger: but I have not studied 马泥草 before You: 马泥草就是马泥草 哪来这么多问题 Stranger: idot Stranger: you idot Stranger: baga 3、 Connecting to server... You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: China...Where are you from? Stranger: holy shit 晕 Your conversational partner has disconnected. 4、 Connecting to server... You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girl? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. 5、 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: where are you? You: country? You: i am chinese Stranger: 那就说中国话吧。。。 You: 。。。 6、 Connecting to server... You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi? You: hi You: where are u from You: China? Stranger: wuhan , and you? You: Chengdu Connection imploded. 7、 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello Stranger: asl? You: where are you from? Stranger: u first You: china. Stranger: 华人 Stranger: 哪里的? You: 哈哈, You: 深圳,你呢? 8、 Connecting to server... You''''re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: もしもし Stranger: あの、。。 You: 装日本人了》 You: ? Stranger: うん? You: 还装 Stranger: 中国人? You: 还用问 You: ? Stranger: 好吧 Stranger: 我承认我是中国人。。。 You: 装什么人不好装日本人 Stranger: 前面 Stranger: 讲英文被KDS看出来了 Stranger: 现在换日语,还被识破 Stranger: 靠 9、 You: 需要装B么? Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: -_- You: not chinese? Stranger: 那就说 母语吧 Stranger: nice to meet you You: 哎,别装B了 You: 奶死吐米特有兔 Stranger: 哎呀 Stranger: 有才啊 |
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